Pens, Pens...and More Pens

I've had to go to the doctor twice this week, one for an annual checkup, the other for a problem I've had for about 6 weeks now. Anyway, I can't help but notice all of the logo pens they have, all from various pharmaceutical reps, I'm sure. Although with people like me, who have a tendency to steal pens inadvertently, I suppose the abundant numbers they have are a good thing. But really, it's annoying to see so many drugs advertised so blatantly...at least they don't have a recording that goes off when you use it...which would be rather embarrassing in some cases, like for herpes medication, or erectile dysfunction medication...I can see it now. It's only a matter of time, I think.